Wife: Honey, What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Q. How can Santa Singh Kill a Lion?
A. Santa Singh thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me.
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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